Here comes the ahahahaha

There truly is no such thing as too much airtime! This beautiful, totally safe, roller coaster sends brave, brainless riders across 10,000 feet of track covered in airtime hills! This ride consists of so many airtime hills that I was too lazy to count them all! Wow!! Riders that want to endure this perfectly legal form of torture will have to pay a modest fee of $200! WOW!!!! So if you have a death wish, I mean like airti*****is ride is perfect for you! * epilepsy warning btw *