Stars & Stripes
by O'SaucyOne
The only thing more American than a burger and fries is this stall. (Recommended Facility: Chief Beef) …
by O'SaucyOne
The only thing more American than a burger and fries is this stall. (Recommended Facility: Chief Beef) …
by O'SaucyOne
The legend tells of a knight in ice. Sir Burr is cool, and our slush is nice! (Recommended Facility: Gulpee Slush) …
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There's only one swamp juice. There's also only one escaped gator! (Recommended Facility: Pipshot Juice) …
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Earthlings seem to love this frozen bovine beverage. (Recommended Facility: Cosmic Cow Milkshakes) …
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It's Pizza Time! (Recommended Facility: Pizza Pen) …
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Around the camfire, kids still tell the tale of Smokey the Clown. Rumor has it there is an old fairground, buried deep in the woods, where a clown was murdered and a curse was placed on the grounds. If you find the fairground, don't disturb the grave of Smokey the Clown, or you'll find yourself running for your life as Smokey scorches the earth beneath your feet. …
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Even though they've unearthed Taco Dorado, our secret sauce will never be revealed! (Recommended Facility: Mexelente) …
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People don't seem to want gas anymore, but they always come back for the chicken! (Recommended Facilities: Tikichiki, Gulpee Soda Vending Machine, Street Fox Coffee Vending Machine) …
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It has been [0] days since last robbery. (Recommended Facility: ATM) …
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Take a ride down memory lane with this slice of Americana! (Recommended Facilities: Hotdog Squad, Monseiur Frites, Chief Beef, Restroom) …
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Fall off the bone ribs! But seriously, we're having a problem keeping them on. (Recommended Facility: Just Ribbin) …
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The hottest dogs in town! You're gonna need two bowls of water. (Recommended Facility: Hotdog Squad) …
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Fun Fact: None of our water is used to fight fires! (Recommended Facility: Pipshot Water) …
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Our burritos are huge! You roll up and we roll you out. (Recommended Facility: Burrito Bonanza) …
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A pretty weird experiment! (Recommended Facility: Professor Wurst) …
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An explosive new energy drink! Get your boost with ingredients such as [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. Prepare to blast off! (Recommended Facility: Gulpee Energy) …
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For when you don't know where you are. (Recommended Facility: Information) …