CALICO FUNZONE

A big Western Themed Funzone, complete with 4 claw machines, 4 shops, an info booth, & a rollercoaster. HOWDY, FOLKS! Are you ready for a wild adventure at CALICO FUNZONE? You are? Well, we got all sortsa games for you to play down at the theater! Maybe even going to see our new Moving Theater to watch: Iron Tumbleween! Heh heeeh! Meet characters in front of the Casino! Let it be Chief Beef inspecting the premisis, or ol' Lockjaw looking for loose change. Be sure to stay hydrated too with Pipshot Water, cleanest water this side of- side of... Well, wherever we are! Heh heh! Speaking about forgettin' If ya ever get lost, don't be afraid to ask the Town Crier for directions. Last but not least, stay outta the Jailhouse, dagnabbit! Sheriff's sleepin'. To all y'all who come down here, WELCOME TO CALICO FUNZONE! Yeee Hooie! -Prospector Paully